Don't Become A Hose-Monkey Teresa, I must say I think you're the most beautiful woman in television. I mean that. You seem like a real down to earth girl. Please don't ever become a hose-monkey.I was presently surprised when I visited your website and found out you're a Jew. I'm about as as southern WASP as any one can be, but I've always had a thing for hot Jewish women...can't explain it!!! Who knows?...maybe one day if I ever stop living with my mom...and make more than 8 dollars an hour...and if you're ever in Nashville... uh, maybe we could uh hook up or sumpin... stay smart, JAY Home Syndicated Column News Archive Good Day New York While You Were Out Lovers Lounge Fashion Police Photo Gallery Video Gallery Mailing List Books and Music Resume