Neve Campbell

Dwyer: Somebody, quick! Neve's dress is being attacked by shiny tendrils!

Strasser: Hi-ho, Silver away!

Proops: If it takes three to tango, she's definitely got two.

Weinhold: I believe the label said Dry Clean Only.
Bruce Willis

Navarro: This on-set photo was snapped just after lunch, which, by the way, included spinach.

Proops: Looking fit after his stretch on Devil's Island.

Strasser: He may have a sixth sense, but it's not for fashion.

Weinhold: You're under arrest Charlie Brown!
Heather Donahue

Bushnell: Now this is scary. Stop her before she dresses again.

Dwyer: I liked this dress better when Dorothy wore it in The Wizard of Oz.

Simpson: Looks like somebody lost her fashion compass.

Strasser: You say one thing about this gingham and I'll go Sean Penn on your ass.

Weinhold: Heather confronts the infamous Blair Witch Photographer

Daniel, Stephen And William Baldwin

Bushnell: Dumb and Dumber and Dumbest.

Navarro: Keep him out of bright light, keep him away from water and never feed him after midnight.

Proops: Welcome to Gay Motorcross.

Strasser: We forgot our most fashionable accessory: Alec.

Weinhold: Spoiling for a rumble with the Van Pattens.
Jeanne Tripplehorn

Dwyer: Electrical tape for formal wear? Yes!

Proops: She lives in the future, when your chest must be bound and protected.

Strasser: Jeanne, the blindfold is supposed to go over your eyes.
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