US Weekly - Fashion Police

Erykah Badu

Shear: Don't try this look without a sunroof.

Strasser: Hat courtesy of Turban Outfitters.

McDonald: It seems like the more important the even, the higher the thing on her head gets.

Nash: I think she is astonishingly beautiful.

Benson: I feel sorry for whoever had the seat behind her -- unless it was Michael Clarke Duncan.

Weinhold: Last-minute Halloween costumes are always the best.

Karen Black

Lisa G.: An ageless beauty.

Strasser: No use holding the train, yours left the station about 20 years ago.

Decarlo: Ready for my close-up, but not too close!

Weinhold: Relax, folks,we've called security.

Kimberly Brown

Lisa G.: Sweet dress. But I'm sorry she had to kill her poodle to make a purse.

McDonald: The Oscars are no picnic -- so don't wear a tablecloth from one.

Weinhold: Bring me the head of Phil Donahue!

Joan & Melissa Rivers

Shear: One cosmetic procedure away from being the same person.

Strasser: Joan awards Melissa the coveted Golden Hanger-on.

Benson: The best two reasons not to watch E!

Pardo: Pot? It's me, kettle

McDonald: Melissa is beginning to look older than Joan.

Weinhold: A trajedy that spans a generation.


Kongar-ol Ondar Strasser: If you see only one movie this year about a blind Tuvan throat singer... Nash: I hear Gwyneth turned down this outfit. Benson: "I hope I meet Lucy Liu!" Weinhold: The Asian Roberto Benigni.	Tyra Banks Strasser: Somewhere in Sheboygan, there's a naked bridesmaid. Pardo: She's sneaking in Mini-Me. Benson: As Regis would say, "Is that your final outfit?" Weinhold: Lemme guess, she lost her sheep.

Trey Parker, Marc Shalman and Matt Stone

Strasser: "Good night, you princes of Maine, you queens of New England."

McDonald: What did Trey use to keep that dress on?

Nash: Fine, but why isn't the girl in the middle wearing a dress?

Benson: A night with either of these ladies: priceless.

Weinhold: Puff Daddy's got a lot of explaining to do.