Melissa Etheridge & Julie Cypher Daria: "We are sick of the media always portraying lesbians as butch!" Gray: Well, I guess we know who wears the pants in that family. Proops: "People don't know it, but David Crosby is also our stylist." Strasser: It's hard to find the right outfits for Mommy & Me class. Weinhold: The New Golden Girls. Britney Spears Bender: Gross! She's got no middle breast! Benson: "Now do you think they're real?" Proops: "Mom, can everyone see my chest?" Strasser: This answers that nagging question about Britney and boobs. Yes, she is one. Courtney Love Gray: Courtney always brings a touch of class and elegance to whatever event she attends. Strasser: Love emerges from her make-out session with Freddy Krueger. Weinhold: It's Zsa Zsa 2000! Cate Blanchett Daria: You have to feel sorry for the English. They lack our innate knack for vulgarity. Nash: She looks positively exquisite! Navarro: Nothing funny to say here. The woman is sheer perfection. Strasser: She's the best-dressed lab assistant I've ever seen. Weinhold: "They laughed at my theories at the institute." Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman Bender: The skirt is stylish, visible from space and sleeps 12. Gray: I love these people! Don't you dare make fun of them! Nash: "We represent the Lollipop Guild..." Navarro: Taken at the opening of his new chain of fabric stores, Danny's Discount House of Silk. Strasser: You must be "this high" to wear designer clothes. Home |  Syndicated Column |  While You Were Out |  Fashion Police |  Lovers Lounge |  Resume Photo Gallery |  Mailing List |  Personal Stuff