Ruta Lee Armisen: Dress by the gift-wrap department at Macy's McNamara: Crazy looks good on her. David: Lawrence Welk's Champagne Ho. Cross: Jiffy Pop couture. Wagner: Golden Girls - the Musical! Unger: "THIS PLASTIC BAG IS NOT A TOY. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN." Strasser: Hope I can still get tickets for Ruta and the Amazing Technicolor Housecoat Cheryl Tiegs McNamara: That thing around her neck - did she win it at a carnival? David: The love child of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Papa Smurf. Cross: Hot soccer mom. Strasser: I hope that scarf isn't made of real Cookie Monster. Tara Reid David: Those Hanson boys are growing up. Cross: Watch Tara trick Fred out of his Cocoa Pebbles. Strasser: Tell me, does Trailer Park Barbie come with a pack of menthols and a Black Sabath album? Cyndi Lauper Armisen: Cruella DeVille celebrates the Chinese New Year. McNamara: "Won't you take me to / Frumpytown!" Cross: I hope these aren't Cyndi's true colors. Strasser: "Girls just wanna have... a full-length mirror." Mary Tyler Moore Armisen: Scary Tyler Moore. McNamara: You can smile all you want - your belly is still showing. David: Is she teasing us with her appendectomy scar? Cross: She can turn the world on with a smile - and off with this outfit. Marley: "Oh, Rob, I'm missing a bunch of my buttons!" Strasser: This outfit's got spunk. I hate spunk. Weinhold: Laura Petrie leaves Rob for Ellen. Home |  Syndicated Column |  While You Were Out |  Fashion Police |  Lovers Lounge |  Resume Photo Gallery |  Mailing List |  Personal Stuff