Ananda Lewis

Benson: I'd like to get past her line of srimmage.

Ahern: The new XFL commissioner.

Fowle: Five yards for unnecessary use of pleather.

Johnny: I like the outfit, but I wish I could see her end zone!

Strasser: Ananda is displaying all the assets it takes to be a top VJ.

Weinhold: Time-Life Books presents Quarterbacks of the Old West.
Amber Benson

Lisa G.: Stick a fork in her, she's done!

Johnny: The new trout-flavoured pantsuit.

Strasser: Let me pass along something I've learned the hard way: Don't shop with PMS.

Weinhold: The pajamas of Turin.
Mary Steenburgen

Lisa G.: Ted Dansen says "Cheers" to this.

Benson: Shiny nipples will never go out of style.

McDonald: Sleek, satin and sexy.

Fowle: She makes my steen burgen.

Strasser: This color perfectly complements Ted Danson's bald spot.

Marley: "Ted, go park the car. I'll be inside looking good."

Pamela Anderson

Benson: Her biggest mistake since Barb Wire.

Ahern: Not wanting to be noticed, Pam goes to the airport in her least flashy outfit.

Strasser: She just went in for a taste reduction.

Marley: So big and pointy -- I love her boots.
Amy Brenneman

Benson: Judged by an angel.

Ahern: The miniature arm dresses are a nice touch.

Strasser: Amy moonlighting at a Reneissance fair.

Marley: Wait a minute, I think that's my mother's old tablecloth.

Weinhold: "Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff."
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