Estella Warren Mosey: Even with those heels, any man would be happy to have her walk all over him. Johnny: Planet of the Hotties Braun: She's a black magic woman. Cross: Estella got her groove back. Strasser: This look gets two opposable thumbs up. Weinhold: She cleans up well. Natasha Lyon David: Never wing-walk on a plane with a propeller. Mosey: Just twist at the waist and you're ready to mop again. Johnny: This Channel car-wash look includes hot wax and rust inhibitor. Spongebob: Shouldn't that be spelled "CHAIN-el?" Braun: The star of American Pie 2 On Ice. Strasser: And we thought all she could link together were three bad movies. Weinhold: the weakest link. Lili Taylor David: I take my garbage out first thing in the morning too. Johnny: Accessories include a TV remote and a good book. Cross: The new greeter at Bed, Bath & Beyond. Strasser: "Why do people keep throwing change at me?" Kate Moss Spongebob: Pocahontas wants her shoes back. Wolf: "I'm walking the runway and washing the floor." Braun: So Lycra comes in "baggy"? Strasser: Somebody just got a foot rub from Edward Scissor Hands. Weinhold: Two examples of the phrase "off the rack." Eartha Johnny: Dennis Rodman's sister. Wolf: "Look into my pants. You are getting sleepy, sleepy..." Cross: Earth to Eartha: Abort outfit! Repeat: Abort outfit! Strasser: The cable just went out on her pants. Weinhold: The Ronald McDonald of N.O.W. Home |  Syndicated Column |  While You Were Out |  Fashion Police |  Lovers Lounge |  Resume Photo Gallery |  Mailing List |  Personal Stuff